What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?

Why do cows go to New York?

Why are stones so good at music?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

What does winter fat turn into?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

What is a sheep's favorite game?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

What day is your mom always right?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?