Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

What day do hands always go to church?

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?

What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

What's a doll's favorite car?

Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?