What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

Which singer could always break a five?

How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

Which family member is always relieved?

What vegetables make the best music?

Why did the pig stop sunbathing?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

Who is a bee's favorite composer?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

How do you fit more pigs on your farm?