What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What is the most attractive fruit?

Why are bakers paid so much money?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

What do cats eat for breakfast?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

What do trees wear to the lake?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?