Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

Why did the computer run out of money?

What is a horse's favorite sport?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

What do you call two dentists that are very different?

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

What says: oom oom oom?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

What are the smartest highways in the world?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?