How do locomotives know where to go?

What sound does a witch's car make?

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

What is a sheep's favorite game?

What do you call siblings who love math?

What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?

What money do cats use to go shopping?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?

Which elf is the best singer?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

Why do dogs run in circles?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?