What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

How do you measure a millennial?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

What are you studying in math?

Which accessory can you only wear in the car?

Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?