Why did the cell phone lose his job?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

What is a baker's favorite children's story?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?

What did summer say to spring?

What's the richest basketball team?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

What do horses say to greet each other?