What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

When do cows get tired?

What do you call a deer that can use both hands?

What do pigs always order at Arby's®?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?

Which animals make the best football players?

What farm animal is best at karate?

What's the difference between weather and climate?