What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Ghoulash.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What sports are both plant-based?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
How do scientists grow fruit?
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