Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

What do pigs always order at Arby's®?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

How do dog catchers get paid?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?