What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

What did the rabbit want for his birthday?

Where do baby apes sleep?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

What do fairies always drink?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?