What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

Why did the professor write on the window?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

Why are turtles so shy?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

Where do pigs love to take naps?