What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

Why were the atoms always hungry?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

What is the best book to read in autumn?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

How many insurance policies do cats need?

What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?