Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

What Easter candy has tons of friends?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

What sport is full of interior designers?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

Where does water do all its banking?

Why do cubes make great referees?