What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Ghoulash.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
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