What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

What does the sun drink out of?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

What do lions eat on their cheat day?

Why did the professor write on the window?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?

What vegetables do librarians like?

Why was the bowling ball anxious?

What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

What do you call a snowman in the summer?