How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

Why did summer catch autumn?

Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?

Why is a computer so smart?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

What's the opposite of irony?

What do doctors do when a problem comes up?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

Which president loved to take baths?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

Why did the sparrow go to the library?

How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

When should you stop for a glow worm?