What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?

What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?

Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?

How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

What part of a fish is the most musical?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

What do frogs drink in the winter?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?