Why do cows always skip gym class?

What do you call hiking college students?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?

What do you call a cow who loves to work out?

What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?

Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

What do ducks have for lunch?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?