Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

Why can't you trust a pig?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

A book just fell on my head.

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?

What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?