Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

What type of barrel breaks easily?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

What does winter fat turn into?