Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

Why is winter considered holy?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

Which insect makes the best father?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?