Which bird is the least afraid of fire?

What do you call a fish without an eye?

How do you arrest a pig?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

How does a squid go into battle?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

What do you call a rabbit barber?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?

What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

How do fall and winter say hello?

What makes pirates such good singers?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?