What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?

Where do rabbits go out to dance?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?