Why are skunks always so depressed?

What's the most determined bird?

What do cows say when you milk them?

What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

How can you farm during the winter?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?