What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

What's the last letter in the alphabet?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

Why are frogs always happy?

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?