What animal should you never play poker with?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

Which animals make the most honest judges?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

How did the tree feel in spring?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

What is the best day to go to the beach?

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

Why is a computer so smart?

Why are ghosts always single?

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

Why is furniture so generous?