How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

What's the ideal place for a dog to work?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

Where do clowns go on vacation?

What makes a glow worm glow?

What did the rug say to the floor?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

What's the best band to listen to in autumn?

Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?