What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
A computer chimp.
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What is the tallest building in the world?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
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