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A computer chimp.
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Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
How do you grill cheese?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What do jokesters study in college?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Why did the barber win the race?
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