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What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

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What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

Why are cause and effect so close?

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

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What instruments do imaginary friends play?

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What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?