Why did the goat become a lawyer?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

What do frogs drink in the winter?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

What do basketball players order at Denny's®?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

Which bug is related to you?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?

Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?