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What do you call a cow who loves to work out?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

What's another term for a sleeping bag?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

What do bees chew?