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What do you call a famous turtle?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

Where do mermaids see movies?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?

What do farmers do on February 14th?

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?

Where do pigs learn magic?