Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Because he was a paw-fessional.
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What is blue and not heavy?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
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