Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Because he was a paw-fessional.
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What's the slowest 5k?
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What did the stair machines call each other?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
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What dog wears contact lenses?
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How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Where do stars go to college?
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