What's good for both poker and theater?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

What do you give a sick pig?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

What's a henway?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

What do elves learn in school?

What do cats wear to work?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?