What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Squint Eastwood.
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What's a forklift?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What does a dog say before eating?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
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