Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?

What is the most adorable season?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?