What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

Where do horses reside?

What is the strongest animal?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

Where do mice love to go on vacation?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?

What goes snap, crackle, and pop?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

What's the noisiest food?

Which CIA agent is the best baker?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?