What do you call the dog magician?
A labra-cadabra.
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What do you give a sick pig?
How did the toad die?
How do you grill cheese?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
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