What do you call the dog magician?
A labra-cadabra.
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Why is summer always sad?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
How do automobiles fly?
Which is the worst season?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
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