What do you call the dog magician?
A labra-cadabra.
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How do bunnies stay fit?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What vehicle works the hardest?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
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