What do you call the dog magician?
A labra-cadabra.
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What do insects learn at school?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
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