Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
They are always up to something.
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
How are mountains able to see?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
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