What do you call a flying police officer?

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

Where do belly buttons go to college?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

Where do hands go on vacation?

Where do squirrels go on vacation?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

What is a spider's favorite book?