Why did the baby cookie cry?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?

Why did the turkey cross the road?

Which dance will a chicken not do?

What's the hardest holiday to forget?

What do you do when two snails fight?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?

What do you call a pile of cats?

What is the most adorable season?

What day never takes itself seriously?

Why are computers so good at golf?