Why did the peach buy deodorant?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

What's good for both poker and theater?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

How are teens like cats?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

What game can you play while eating dinner?

Why are ghosts always single?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?