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What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

Why do dogs make great meteorologists?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

How does dinner smell?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

Where do airplanes go shopping?

What's another name for your iPhone charger?