What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

What do fairies always drink?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

What do trees wear to the lake?

What do you call a famous turtle?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

What do fish use for glasses?