What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

Why are bakers paid so much money?

Why do two skunks argue?

What do you call a sarcastic duck?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

What do you call an exploding monkey?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?