What do you call George Washington's birthday?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

What did the frog order at McDonald's®?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

What do sheep love to spread on crackers?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?