Wanna hear a long dad joke?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

Why can't you trust a pig?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

Someone stole all my lamps.

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

Where does laundry go to college?