What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

Do dads always snore?

What shape is bad at driving?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?