What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?

What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

Why do vampires always look sick?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

What siblings are always sad?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?