What did the calculator tell his valentine?
You can count on me.
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Where does breakfast live?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
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