What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

What type of dog loves to take showers?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

What sweet treat never panics?

What did the mama goat say to her child?

What kind of food does work on an apartment building?

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?