What did the calculator tell his valentine?
You can count on me.
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What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
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What happens when a frog's car dies?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Why do cats love to work?
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