Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

What kind of music do killer whales listen to?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

Do you have the best ceiling?

What dance was the most popular in 1776?

How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?

What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

What's the hardest part about skydiving?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

Who do camels find most inspiring?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?