Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

What makes music in your hair?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

Where do mice leave their boats?

What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

What do you call stolen cheese?