What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

Why are hiking shops so diverse?

What do rich squirrels eat?

What kind of birds make the best thieves?

What day do hands always go to church?

Where does Superman park his cars?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

How do you spell water with 3 letters?

Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?

What part of a football field is never the same?

Why are puppies so flexible?