What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

What did you learn in school today, son?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

Which superhero is best at baseball?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?

What is a spider's favorite book?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Why did he change his bike's tires?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?

Which dance will a chicken not do?