What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

What should your husband name his internet connection?

I can cut down a tree only using my vision..

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

Which office space loves to cut corners?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?