What do rich squirrels eat?
Cashews.
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What's the difference between people and chickens?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What makes music in your hair?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
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