How do you wash a lamb?

What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?

What's the difference between people and chickens?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

How do you make a bear really angry?

What did the rug say to the floor?

What makes music in your hair?

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

Which singer loves to groom sheep?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?