What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?

What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?

What makes pirates such good singers?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Where do squirrels go on vacation?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

We had a discussion about roses.

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?