What part of a fish is the most musical?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

What sport do horses love to play?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

Why is grass so dangerous?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?