What's a forklift?

What washes up on miniature beaches?

What did the sickly elevator say?

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Which animal should never work for the government?

Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?

What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?