What did the Dorito say to his son?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

What is an archer's favorite store?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

Why do trees try new things so often?

What games do ants play with elephants?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

Why don't koalas categorize as bears?

Which relative loves rice?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?

What does winter fat turn into?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?