What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?

Where do dogs go to make new friends?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?

Why do golfers hate cake?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.