How did the vampire start his letter?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

What kind of snake would you find on a car?

In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.

What do trees say when autumn comes?

How do you make a cow float?

What tea do footballers drink?