What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

How does dinner smell?

Which family member has tusks?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?

Why are skeletons always hungry?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?