What day is your mom always right?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

What is a boulder's favorite movie?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?

Where does food go to take a nap?

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?