Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?

When is a black dog not a black dog?

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?

Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

How did the Vikings send secret messages?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

Why was the mime upset?

Why are baseball games at night?

Can February March?