What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
A cemetery.
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
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