What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

How did the Vikings send secret messages?

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

Why did spring break up with winter?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?

What did the sick chicken say?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?