What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
A cemetery.
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What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What does winter fat turn into?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Where was Noah born?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
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