What horn never makes a sound?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

Why are turtles so shy?

What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?

What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

Why are bakers paid so much money?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

What do you call a mentally unstable goat?

How do frogs get to work?

Which elf is the best singer?

Are baby skunks cute?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?