My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

Which toy deals with the most anxiety?

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

Which insect makes the best father?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

What do you call two birds in love?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

What does a bear cub call its grandfather?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?

Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?