What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

Why did the Easter egg hide?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

Which fish is the best at making glass art?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

What is a horse's favorite hairdo?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?