How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

How do baseball players always stay cool?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?

Why did the mare gain weight?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?

Why did the turkey join the band?

What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?

What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?