How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

What did the waiter ask the frog?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

What goes ooo ooo ooo?

What type of music do frogs listen to?

What do lions eat on their cheat day?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

Why are the mountains so tired?

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?