What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

What is the most adorable season?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

What shape is bad at driving?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

Will invisible planes ever be popular?