What's the only career where you can never sit down?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

What do you call a flying police officer?

What vehicles are in the best shape?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

Why don't fish play basketball?

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

Why does chewing gum never go bad?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?