What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What is the emptiest holiday?

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

How do eggs end a TV show?

Which family member is always relieved?

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

Who granted the fish a wish?

What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

What tree is always ready for fall baking?

Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?