What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

What do you call a sleeping bull?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

What do chefs do in their spare time?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Where does Superman park his cars?

What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?

Why are cats good at playing video games?

Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?