What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
A spaaaaaaaaa day.
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Which plant has the best roar?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What do fairies always drink?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What do you call an insincere horse?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
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