Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

What do you call the former partner of a stingray?

What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?

What did the robot want for Christmas?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?

What do you call an insincere horse?