Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

Why do cows like being told jokes?

Where do chips wear socks?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?

What kind of computers do horses use?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?