What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

Where do mice love to go on vacation?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

What do lions eat on their cheat day?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?

What table can you never sit at?