Why is a fish easy to weigh?

What makes music in your hair?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?

What is a table you can eat?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?

What do cats wear to work?

What animal is always ready to protect people?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?