Why don't eggs tell jokes?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?

What do ghosts turn on in summer?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

Which state has the best streets?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

Why did the bunnies go on strike?

Do dads always snore?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

Why are books always so angry?