What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

Why are all priests fit?

What season begins with a thud?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

Where do sharks go on summer vacation?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

What do you call a cat who loves bowling?