Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

How did groundhogs get their name?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

What do ghosts turn on in summer?