My friend David had his ID stolen.

What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?

What is the coolest country?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

Why did the snake cross the road?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?

Who invented fractions?