What do scuba divers wear to bed?
A snore-kel.
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
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