Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

What reads and lives in an apple?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?

How do cats make a birthday cake?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?

Why was the bowling ball anxious?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?