When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?

What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

What's a deer's favorite horror movie?

What is the smallest lion?

Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

What kind of key opens a haunted house?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?