Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

What country's capital is growing the fastest?

What did the snake name his daughter?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

What table can you never sit at?

Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?

Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?