What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

What do a grandmother and a website have in common?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Why do cats always get what they want?

Why do trees try new things so often?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

How long did Cain dislike his brother?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

What do you call a puppy with a fever?