What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?

What do you call a peanut in space?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?

What do you call a dog that is left-handed?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

What are you studying in math?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

Where do airplanes go shopping?

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

Why was the bud so shy?

What did you learn in school today, son?