What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?

What do you call two birds in love?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

What is a bird's favorite ballet?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?

What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

What is the strongest animal?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?