What did the paper say to the pencil?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

What's another term for a sleeping bag?

Why are winter days great?

What do you call penguins and polar bears?

What do fish use for glasses?

How do you arrest a pig?

Which former US President was always cold?

Why do Olympians never overheat?

What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?