What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

Why are boxers good comedians?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

If you need help building an ark..

Why do dogs run in circles?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?

What superpower do all middle children have?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

What is the difference between baseball and law?

How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?