How is cat food sold?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

What did the frog order at McDonald's®?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?

Where do books sleep?

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

What do you call two dentists that are very different?

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?