What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?

What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

Why can you never find the number nine?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

How do you send a message in the forest?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

Which office space loves to cut corners?

What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.