Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

What did summer say to spring?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

What's a dad's favorite dessert?

Where do frogs keep their money?

Bears love exotic cars.

What did one angel say to the other angel?

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?