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What did the icy road say to the truck?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

What kind of cheese can you sew with?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?