Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

Why is spring the oddest season?

What car can you only see twice a year?

Why did the witch stay in a hotel?

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

Want to hear a joke about construction?

What style of music weighs the most?

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

How do billboards talk?

What do you call Santa's Helpers?

What instrument does a bull from Paris play?

When is a black dog not a black dog?