Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

How do you grill cheese?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?