Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

Why did the tomato turn red?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

What type of barrel breaks easily?

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

How do fall and winter say hello?

Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?

What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

Which superhero is best at baseball?