What are hotdogs called in the winter?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

What do nosey peppers do?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

Where does a camper keep his money?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?

What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?

What did the sick chicken say?