What is the loneliest cheese?

Why did the tomato turn red?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

Which musician loves to make chili?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

Where do tough ducks come from?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?