What did the pecan say to the walnut?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?

Where does a pianist go on vacation?

What is the coolest country?

What goes snap, crackle, and pop?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

How do scientists grow fruit?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

How do you care for a sick bird?