What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel.
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
How do fleas travel?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
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