What do farmers do on February 14th?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?

Where do stars go to college?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

Wanna hear a long dad joke?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?