Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?

Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

What do mice do when they're at home?