How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

What animals love to close envelopes?

Which bug is related to you?

What do little monsters call their mother?

What's a dog's favorite book?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

What animal makes the best lunches?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.