What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

What part did the grizzly have in the choir?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

Why did the puppy struggle in school?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

What did the waiter ask the frog?