What did you learn in school today, son?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

What is the most attractive fruit?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?

What's a reptile's favorite movie?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?