Why did the snake cross the road?

What games do ants play with elephants?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

Why did the goal post get angry?

What did the sun use for its sewing class?

What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

What did one plate say to the other?

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

Why was the computer cold at work?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

What stories are told by basketball players?

What animals love to close envelopes?