What is the smallest lion?

How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?

Why did the bulldog have an accent?

What do they call pastors in Germany?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

What name sounds like the past tense?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What food is a man's best friend?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

What did Santa bring to the potluck?