Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
It dug up all the bones!
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
How do snowmen get information?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What did the rug say to the floor?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
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