What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

Why did the cow go to outer space?

Which animal is the most religious?

What do farmers do on February 14th?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

Why did the frog starve?

What event does Spiderman love to attend?

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

Why was the cat hired at the bakery?

Why are sheep such great pranksters?