What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

How do you make a cow float?

What's a monkey's favorite flower?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

Which founding father loves to sing?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

What do stars celebrate in December?

Which plant has the best roar?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

How do billboards talk?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

What do ghosts eat on Halloween?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?