What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
So-fish-ticated.
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What is the biggest ant in the world?
What do you call an artistic dog?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Why did the foal cough?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Why is a computer so smart?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
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