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What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

Where do clowns go on vacation?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

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What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

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